Pretty fucked up if you ask me...

so here is what went down today...

The owner of the gas station that my company uses to fuel the trucks was giving me a hard time about this.
I walked in, he says, "So PC, how about your child molester?"
I said, "I couldn't care less, it was legal."
He kind of tried to push it saying, "Come on, it's wrong, the girl is in high school for ****s sakes."
I said, "So what? ...

[FONT=Verdana]tonight drunk bullshitting, and we were talking about movies, and someone brought up Ironman 2. Here is the problem with Ironman 2.

Tony Stark would have the HOTTEST secretary in the world as his wife. There is no way a blond/reddish haired Gwyneth Paltrow was hot. Frankly she underperformed terribly in the role we all agreed on that. We all immediately though damn, [/FONT][FONT=arial][SIZE=-1][FONT=Verdana]Scarlett Johanasson would be awesome, but we quickly agreed that she was pretty awesome in her current role in the movie.

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/lawlz :duh::duh::duh::duh::duh::duh::duh::duh:

BJ Penn is the most assinine UFC fighter in the ring. Pretty strong statement and I stand by it...

In the first fight he tossed a few punches and they danced back and forth and he lost, and he knew he lost. He vowed to come back. In the rematch fight it took him until the 4th round to actually express concern, the first 3 rounds were nothing more than confusion. BJ Penn did not know what to do.

OMG you mean the guy who come right up...

"Stop trying so hard. He doesn't like you. Jesus, don't kiss an ass if it's in the process of shitting on you".

[B]JJGOLDs- [/B][B]"Remember how you used to make fun of me for being bald?...No, I'm not gonna make a joke. I'll let your mirror do that."[/B]

"Who in the **** is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say."

"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."

"I didn't say you were ugly. I said your girlfriend...

:banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::duh::duh::duh::duh::duh::duh::duh::duh:

Wait they

:surrender::surrender: :surrender::surrender: :surrender:

The wife tells me why don't we get the UFC fight's we missed on Saturday because we had plans... Her idea, she wanted to watch it...

I'm so lucky...

:an_dance::an_dance::an_dance::an_dance::an_dance::an_dance::an_dance::an_dance::an_dance::an_dance:

6-0 in documented posted plays and they refuse to put me on the best bet thread because they love me so much. All plays were posted in advance. All plays were at my actual line.

****ing hilarious.

People want to call me a liar and blah blah. When have I lied? Last year Flyining Illini and I went head to head I lost. I paid him. Yeah, how many people who post here have done that? But I'm the liar? I'm the cheat?

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

From his site


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